I’ve been in Virginia 6 hours and I’m ready to kill everyone.

  • Me: If you get rid of the other children...I promise to eat meat again.
  • Mom: Liars go to Hell Olivia.
  • Me: ......................
  • Mom: And there are children in Hell....

Stupid children and their even stupider parents piss me off. 

You think you’re gonna tell me what to do?

Come at me bro.